Sorry, couldn't resist.

Today on the veg...trebuchets

Superman's plans for 2007. Tales from grade school. The United States vs. The Free States. The origin of the Gunslinger. And Talky Tawny the Tiger!

Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting comics and graphic novels that come out this week. These are the 5 books I'd be buying myself if I was actually leaving the house these days. I mean, there are squirrels and stuff out there. I'm no Marlin Perkins. Indoors are just fine for me, thanks.

To make up for the seriousness of the previous post, here's compilation of fart-lighting videos set to music. You'll find more fart jokes and links today at Miss Cellania.

In recent years, scientists who work for and advise the federal government have seen their work manipulated, suppressed, distorted, while agencies have systematically limited public and policy maker access to critical scientific information.

Dear everyone who's offended, MasterFoods LOVES that you're offended. Go ahead and KEEP being offended, and watch as sales to teens and twenty-somethings (straight OR gay) SKYROCKET. Or, you can just ignore it, or lighten the frig up.

PS: Marvin Harrison's reaction is priceless...umm-um-umm-um.

- No, I wouldn't waste my time watching paint dry. I'm too busy watching cheddar age.
- Or, you could spend your time solving one of life's great mysteries, or several of them.
- I'm a big fan of the caveman. Could be the roast duck with mango salsa, or the stylin' crib.
- Another clip from this weekend's SNL. Meet the aerobicizing 80's hotties of Body Fusion.
- And after this, I just need to find a snapping turtle who's good at blackjack and I win.