Part 2 in our new series showing you all the romance, heartbreak and existential whining behind the tabloid headlines.
This week: Jessica Simpson and the Meaning of Life!
Previously on True Celebrity Fiction:
Britney Spears in the Deep Throat Liaison!
Rich, this is awesome. Nice work!
omg, i'm hooked- i can't wait to see what happens next- you're a sick genius, bro