The correct use of a slip -n- slide

The incorrect use.

What do the kids call it these days...Pwned?

Did you not see the guy coming at ya?

And that's the way your mother and I met

Goodness, it's a long one, isn't it?

Bird suit's a nice touch.

I said SLIP -n- slide.

Tile burn.

They say we'll be back to normal later this week.