Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. After the 10th time he asked for change I told him I'd give him food in return for a blog entry. For this one I paid him a pack of hotdogs, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, and 3 doughnuts. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.
Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on the President and the war in Iraq
You asked me about the war? War ain't shit. Politicians never fight. When's the last time the President smashed someone's nose in? They've forgotten how it feels. Them Iraq boys are hungry. Hungry men will do anything.
My mama should be President. She could beat the shit out of anybody. Use to throw shoes at me. Knocked a tooth out. She's dead now. Still be a better President anyway.
Being a soldier ain't shit either. I was a soldier. Never shot no one, just cooked for those that did. Those marines would come in from up north with their kill faces on and want hot food. They had killfaces, I had a spitface. I'd cut an onion and spit in the pot. Cut and spit, cut and spit. They ate it all up. No telling how many old marines are running around with my spit still in them.
I gave them a spit shine on the inside.
I don't even care if Frank is real. Best. Feature. Ever.
I am officially completely disturbed by this. MORE MORE MORE!!!!
i only wish these could be video blog entries.
FANTASTIC. keep up the great work!
You best get your ass to Costco and pick up a coupla cases of Cheez-Whiz, because we, your readers, now demand a daily dose of Homeless Frank.
Forget Jim Webb. I want Homeless Frank to give the Democratic Response to the State of the Union tonight.
Why don't you video Frank and publish it on YouTube. It'll be a big hit!
Awesome! Now, where does Mr. Frank sit on the whole Global Warming thing? I imagine, being a bum, he probably likes the idea of it getting warmer in the winter rather than colder.
Gives new meaning to "hobo stew."
More Frank, please.
FYI, Homeless Frank is now officially global. I'm in Brazil, and I'm a fan already.
I'm from Puerto Rico!Arriba Frank!Frank es el nuevo Buddah!
Frank is cute! Can you ask him if he is single?
:)
AMEN!...frank preachez gospel!