(And try to stay away from the obvious)
Has anyone seen where I left my uniform?
(Can't...resist...obvious) Well, Honey, I shaved it. What now?
What PETA's newest intern Kevin lacked in comprehension skills, he made up for in attention to detail.
Thats the last time I go to the "Helen Keller Pet Care & Grooming Studio".
My owner is an asshole. I hate him.
i can't wait to die.
I'm not naked, this is just my pink wetsuit!
If you want me in chaps, it'll cost you another ten bucks.
Yea, I shave. Watcha gonna do about it?
I'd rather be tarred and feathered
"now, where's my jacket?"
I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy I purr.....
what?............IT'S HOT!!!
"It put the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose. . ."
Has anyone seen where I left my uniform?
(Can't...resist...obvious) Well, Honey, I shaved it. What now?
What PETA's newest intern Kevin lacked in comprehension skills, he made up for in attention to detail.
Thats the last time I go to the "Helen Keller Pet Care & Grooming Studio".
My owner is an asshole. I hate him.
i can't wait to die.
I'm not naked, this is just my pink wetsuit!
If you want me in chaps, it'll cost you another ten bucks.
If you want me in chaps, it'll cost you another ten bucks.
Yea, I shave. Watcha gonna do about it?
I'd rather be tarred and feathered
"now, where's my jacket?"
I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy I purr.....
what?............IT'S HOT!!!
"It put the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose. . ."