- Man...crazy day yesterday, huh? First Manhattan had a little gas problem to deal with.
- Then it was a lousy day to be a pigeon, sparrow or grackle (no idea...look it up) in Austin.
- A love boat full of Miami tourists was on red alert because sprinkler parts smell a lot like C4.
- Houston had a problem as a chemical plant truck decided to release a little gas of its own.
- But it really hit the fan when Tigger started poppin' teenagers in the face at Disney World.