Milan soccer player Marco Borriello is really going out on a limb to explain his drug test results. No, not a poppyseed muffin or cold medication. It, uh, has to do with his girlfriend’s (Argentine model Belen Rodriguez) vaginal cream. Really. Thats what he told the governing panel. Whether the drug entered his body orally or through the, uh, skin is not clear at this time. The stories differ slightly, possibly because Italian journalists are on strike, or possibly because Rodriguez was present in the hearing room and no one was paying attention to the testimony.