How horribly embarassing to have your crew rescue you from your own stage scenery! To be assaulted by your own instrument! Or to pee under the spotlight! These things all happened. (via Gorilla Mask)

Have a listen at the DJ's chucklefest during the recent "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest on radio station KDND which resulted in a contestant dying of water intoxication.

6 minutes of audio job and life ending after the jump.

File under "Cool/Geeky things to do with your Honda Civic".

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Today on the Veg - security camera footage.

- From this weekend's really funny SNL, Weekend Update focuses on Michael Vick's weed stashing skills.
- Also from this weekend's really funny SNL, three action-packed clips of the ever-resourceful...MacGruber.
- See if this creeps you out as much as it did to me...life on the pig factory isn't all it's crackled up to be.
- A clip from The Office, Jim and Pam spend all day Thursday making Dwight think it's Friday...Dwight rules.
- And Keith Olbermann tries to outcool O'Reilly with Seth MacFarlane. (Actually, I thought O'Reilly did ok.)

Well, there's no real way to prepare you for this one, so we'll give it to you straight up. This one's about things that get inserted into other people's orifices. There. The Ten Most Famous Foreign Objects ever inserted. With video.

Depraved, aren't we?