- Do you feel smarter than last year? You must...you know at least 100 more things than you did in '06.
- Did you see Rocky Balboa over the holiday? Well this will keep the memories going all through the day?
- What's that? I get to watch Tom Sizemore spiral into a pit of crystal meth-induced dispair? Sign me up.
- Did your husband buy you that ring? Actually, my husband IS this ring. REALLY...pardon me while I vomit.
- And anyone in need of a desk calendar for work. Here's a little New Year's present called the Cardboy.