Editor's Note - Homeless Frank is an individual who lives in front of the building where I work. After the 10th time he asked for change I told him I'd give him food in return for a blog entry. He's agreed and here's the results of his first labor. For this entry I paid him 2 cans of beanie weenies and a six pack of Miller. Beyond correcting his spelling, all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts on Paris Hilton

Milan soccer player Marco Borriello is really going out on a limb to explain his drug test results. No, not a poppyseed muffin or cold medication. It, uh, has to do with his girlfriend’s (Argentine model Belen Rodriguez) vaginal cream. Really. Thats what he told the governing panel. Whether the drug entered his body orally or through the, uh, skin is not clear at this time. The stories differ slightly, possibly because Italian journalists are on strike, or possibly because Rodriguez was present in the hearing room and no one was paying attention to the testimony.