Today on the veg...The printer scene...re-enacted.

Batman one hundred years later, Eve without Adam, and a monkey detective. Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting comics and graphic novels that come out this week. These are the 5 books I'd be buying myself if I hadn't already spent this week's comics money on that hooker in Albermarle. Good times. But hey, these comics are probably pretty good too.

I’ve been around long enough to know that in a man’s world, the penis is the center of the universe. Its no wonder then, that the third leg has been regarded as a supernatural agent that rules one’s heart and mind. A man’s mind, at least. These supernatural powers logically evolved into woody worship.

- Combine everybody's favorite Price is Right game with Vodka, Bourbon and Tequila...you get this.
- Starbucks not giving you the jolt you need to face the morning traffic. Might want to try a cup of Meth.
- For the Battlestar Galactica crowd (I've gotta start watching), one of your Cylons is about to be exposed.
- Donald's Out, Howie's in...but I'm still not betting on a Stern/Chevy Chase buddy flick any time soon
- And Condi took it on the chin (and ovaries) pretty hard last week. But, Jon's gonna make it all better