1. Forget doodling, use the Evil Santa Generator!

2. Battlestar Galactica Holiday Greeting.

3. Sober Santa and Sober Santa 2 are games in which Santa is anything but. The longer you play, the more smashed he gets.

4. Why Santa didn’t answer your letter.

5. The Christmas Elf Massacre. A long time ago, there were rumors about the time Santa freaked out and resorted to cannabilism. The whole sordid story is related in this poetic saga.

6. Letters from Bad Santa. This site paints the old man as an evil letcher. Isn’t this a lovely picture? You should read some of his letters!

7. How far can you throw Slingshot Santa?

8. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Its hard to believe anything could be more embarrassing to Santa Claus than appearing in this film. You can watch the movie in its entirety right there at your desk. If you want to.

9. Simon Sez Santa is the Subserviant Chicken of the holiday season. After I linked this on my site, I got mail from the site owner expressing surprise at not only the number of folks I sent, but also the (ahem) imaginative commands they entered.

10. Santa goes shopping.

11. Jingle Smells. I saw that picture dozens of times last year. I thought, “Too juvenile. Not funny enough.” Then I saw Jingle Smells. When I heard the music, I could NOT stop laughing. Yes, still juvenile, but now its funny!

12. The Secret Life of Santa Claus. See what he does the rest of the year in this Worth 1000 contest.

13. The Do-It-Yourself Method.
Folks like me who have no graphic skills at all can put words in Santa’s mouth with applications like Captioner or Say What.

Pfft! Its just as well, I'd have to buy it, pay for it, and wrap it anyway.