SDI stands for Sexually Transmitted Infection, which translates to STD in American English. This festive holiday tune, the 12 SDIs of Christmas, will remind you to be prepared as you celebrate with close friends. A public service message from YesButNoButYes.

Sacha Baron Cohen as himself for a change, accepting a comedy writer's award in Britain, named after the great late Ronnie Barker (one of these weeks, I'm going to hijack Jellio's Lunch Time Veg, and do a whole week of Britsh comedy, starting with The Two Ronnies).

Actually Madonna, presenting the award, has the funniest line of the night.

Or maybe Crispin Porter. Or Leo Burnett. Or JWT, Or <insert ad agency name here>. Thanks to Transbuddha for this, because Ad-Douche just became my new favorite read. (Razen, this one's for you)

A nicely understated parody video that's actually a pretty searing indictment of George Lucas' inability to STOP TRYING TO FIX SOMETHING THAT ISN'T BROKE. Lucas remasters Singing in the Rain

Just in time for your morning coffee, Antville's pick of the best music videos of 2006.

"2007's hottest new calendar" according to Observer magazine in England, the Calendario Romano features priests. I think. Or maybe it's Il Divo. Hard to tell, harder to believe. Now, a sexy NUNS calendar, I could handle.

Today on the veg...the ghost of Saturday morning cartoons past

And Part Two.

- AdFreak's ten most wanted stories of '06. A nice collection including Bank of America, and Agency.com.
- Twit: The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. I thought we were done with this.
- Florida Senator meets with Syrian President. Bush Administration objects. We don't do diplomacy here.
- This new Dallas stadium will be just slightly larger than some third world nations. How 'bout them Cowboys!
- And Peter Boyle has passed away. Great Actor, and seemed like a great guy. This was my favorite.

After the popularity of my last article on Christian tourist traps I thought it only fitting to turn the tables 180 degrees and explore the darker aspects of mankind.

So take a trip, if you dare, into the minds of those whose moral code lies unwanted and wasted. Discover the men who consider the lives of fellow humans to be nothing more than playthings for their amusement. Come witness the crimes of those who kill for pleasure, and murder for fun.