Today on the veg...Cooter (you heard me)

"DOA: Dead or Alive" *** (out of four): Unapologetically low-brow videogame adaptation about a mysterious martial arts competition and the scantily clad women who attend it. As these movies go, this one kicks butt.

Ok, so maybe I’m just a guy, but “DOA: Dead or Alive” may very well be the best butt-kicking-bimbos-in-bikinis movie ever made. Based on the popular videogame, “DOA” doesn’t have the style or star power of those disappointing “Charlie’s Angels” movies - and that’s precisely what makes it so much more enjoyable. Without any pretense of post-feminist girl power, “DOA” is a pure martial arts jiggle-fest for the “Maxim” crowd. Any notion that the filmmakers are going for high-brow entertainment is TKO’d during one bravura standoff tracking shot angled through the legs of one of the women. This film knows its genre and its audience.

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Big Brother finally sent down our challenge for the week.

All sarcasm aside, and despite the fact that 99% of you have neither heard nor could care less about Second Life, this is the first truly International Big Brother, open to all, and where peoples of all faiths can come together, set aside their differences, and respect one another's beliefs. When we try to escape the values of the mundane world, and stand side by side as one people - christian, jew, islam, hindu, buddha.

So naturally, our first task was to build a fucking Christmas Tree. Oh come all ye faithful.

If aquaman did his own navigation instead of using mass transit, he'd put this in his Commuting Suicide series. Incomprehensible Intersections is a collection of such traffic nightmares. I've dealt with a few of these myself. (via Neatorama)

Do people give board games anymore. I used to get one every year.

- Clue for the Simpsons fan...Marge did it in the Kitchen with a Rolling Pin.
- Trivial Pursuit the 80's fan...It's a trick question. Both Coreys were in Lost Boys.
- Monopoly for the X-Men fan...I wanna be Magneto this time. You can be Mystique.

- A list of the top viral videos of all time, with no history of dance dude? Seems like a mistake.
- Finally, all the thrills of rodeo bull riding brought into a sophisticated urban setting...genius!
- Think you've good with a yoyo? Guess what...you don't even come close. Witness the master.
- Man..it all makes sense now. Check out 2001, A Space Odyssey all in two minutes one second
- And via CityRag, the grace, charm and elegance of Britney, Lindsey and Paris...Three Disgraces.