White trash story of the day...FedEx (ex-husband Federline...get it?) is shopping a Britney sex tape, and has been offered a whopping whatever 26 million pounds is. Friends of Mr. Spears have told reporters he plans to hold on to the footage until he finds out if that's enough money to "buy my moms a sweet ride".
UPDATE: Unfortunately for Kevin, the tape has already surfaced on the web. Producers of the surreal life were quoted as saying...ummm, maybe. We'll have to see if anyone cancels.