I've been so busy posting Halloween items for the last 400 years, I totally forgot about this stuff.

5) We'll start with a very cool wardrobe closet that would look great in anyone's bedroom
4) Rubber American Gulag bracelets, because those yellow bands are soooo last year's cause.
3) I'll bet I'm alone on this one, but I think these coat hooks would look very cool on the wall.
2) Jesus, this is a great table. The bottles are positioned to appear like they're pouring a drink.
1) And for this special day...political mugs from Fish's Eddy, in DEMOCRAT or republican(shhh).