Hose Nose Candy comes in a nose-shaped dispenser you can actually attach to your face. The liquid candy snot can be caught in your mouth, if you are reasonably skilled. That may take practice. From the website:

God, I am getting nauseous just thinking about this thing. The candy slime actually tastes pretty good, but you have to try REAL HARD to forget it just came out of a nose.

Each package contains a nose filled with 1.06 ounces of the vile stuff. The package says the candy contains just 83 calories. But that will be reduced to virtually zero if you throw up, which is somewhat likely.