Nick DaPaulo roasts Pam Anderson

Jeff Ross roasts Emmitt Smith

Alan King roasts Drew Carey

Dane Cook roasts Denis Leary

The President roasts Jeff Foxworthy

A puppet roasts Rob Reiner

Steve Colbert pulverizes Chevy Chase

Shatner roasts back

...and the famous Gilbert Aristocrats bit at Hef's roast. He told this immediately after he told the first 911 joke any comedian ever told on stage, less than one month after it happened. Many people say this bit was one of the first steps in New York feeling normal again

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