What's your name, again?

Shatner does Seven

DJ Kirky Kirk and the Fresh Prince

Kirk and Spock? I knew it.

Shatner in the Sky with Diamonds

Hey Bill, what's with the pudding?

The Captain and his fans

This just in...ick!

People...get a life.

This one...you have to see to believe.

Mr. Lucy in the Sky says Just Say No.

Shatner does Rocket Man

Stewie does Shatner doing Rocket Man

...and 40 years of bottled-up gay rage unleashed on the Captain

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