As the site states...use these as an alternative to Die Hipster Scum next time you're in Williamsburg. My personal favorites include...
Unicorn tote bag
Holds metal LPs and—shhh—
LSAT study sheets
When the tattoos creep
Past the sleeve line to knuckles,
Time to quit retail
While he sleeps, I spy
Ann Coulter on his bookshelf
Slip out quietly
Hipster Haiku...now at Wal-Mart.
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