Come on Mr. Jackson we know it is you. Away from the playfround.

add a "G" in place of that sneaky little "f"

Nothing like f'ing up the G spot

No one believed it at the time, but it turns out that the hambugler was framed after all.

...despite resisting arrest, McDonald was taken into custody by state police who ignored his claims that it was George Michael, and not the beloved clown, who suggested their multiple meetings in the park to share "McHummers".

Authorities help Ronald McDonald (center) from the scene of a merciless beating by a gang of local mimes.

Just another drunken stiff at the food court.

"Come on Mr. McDonald, we don't want to have to use 50,000 volts again..."

This is so similar to a recent Edge Curve Caption Contest that I am not allowed to link to that I can simply recycle some of my losing entries there:

It was inevitable that the Burger King would go power mad and start taking political prisoners.

"You have the right to remain silent, to have an attorney and to have fries with that."

He was taken into custody for attempting to take a triple-thick shake onto a plane.
And we've had it with these shakes on a plane.

This is what happens when McD's substitutes the toy prize in a happy meal with free rectal exams.

I swear I had a ticket to the Bush campaign rally! I lost it! I swear!

come on we can have a threesome

come on we can have a threesome

come on we can have a threesome

transfat withdrawal

After an autopsy the mortician was quoted saying:

"Ronald was in surprisingly good health for having a diet of greasy burgers and pocessed food. Although his complection was a little pale, most likely due to a nasty cocaine habit."

"Yeah, right. You're innocent. So what were those transfats doing in your pants, your big blousy pants."

Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" takes down another online pedophile.

"Next time ask her if she's 18 before you tell her to chomp on your 'big mac'."