- Got a relative who's a huge dork, and you don't know what to get them for Christmas? Tada!
- What's it worth for a site to get mentioned on RocketBoom. Maybe something like $516.00?
- Words cannot describe the best Steve Colbert today's word segment, ever. So just watch.
- I'm Morpheus, I'm Sparticus, I'm the dude, I'm Batman, I'm Rick James, Bitch, and I'm Ed Bradley.
- And I'm no huge Bobby Knight fan, but a slap on the chin is no big deal. Just let the coach coach.