A two-minute taste of what its like to be a US Marine in Iraq.

Today on the veg...All Shatner, All the Time

From Durex, a new site called The Pants Whisperer, which I'll link to based on the title alone. There are some fun "Extreme Penis Sports" in the "Bang It" section.

This just in: a new study shows that women talk three times as much as men, devote more brainpower to chit-chat, and get a buzz out of hearing their own voice. To compensate, testosterone reduces the size of the part of a man's brain connected to hearing, allowing him to become deaf to his wife's converstaion.

No, I'm not making it up.

Hey, here's something fun to do on a Tuesday morning. Take the CIA Myths Quiz and find out what type of spy you'd be. According to them, I'm an innovative pioneer because I like good restaurants and the ability to fly.

Funny thing though, I have this feeling like someone's scanning all my porn links.

This is just a bad paint job by Yours Truly, but what an idea! How better to say, Yes, I want to enjoy sex with you, But No, not without a condom, But Yes, I happen to have one with me.

You can have your custom-designed condom packaging, too. Get your name, company, or special message printed on the package from The Condom Club. Great for advertising, party favors, or wedding mementos. More condom fun can be found today at Miss Cellania.

This cute story is a promotional film to support the release of Robbie Williams’ new CD Rudebox. A little boy explains to his parents that he running away to America. (via Arbroath)

- Tell me what kid, or adult for that matter, wouldn't love a pail full of junk food from Dylan?
- Every December, I go nuts for the ginger bread lattes. Starbucks is always a safe gift bet.
- Hold the phone, Daisy. I've died and gone to redneck guinea heaven. It's a SlimJim Bouquet.

- Linda Froschauer, president of the Science Teacher's Assoc. ...today's worst person in the world.
- Here's the whole story. Although if the govt. was appropriately funding education to begin with...
- What's that? Some software called pzizz helps you take naps? I've got that one covered, thanks.
- Does Mike ever call his son Chris Wallace and say "Shithead...you're supposed to be a journalist"?
- And just who is that naked man with the change maker and the ice cream scoop...booyakasha.