Today on the veg...Hockey Fights

Oh my. A science geek on Craigslist is looking for a partner.

I'm looking for a man to photophosphorylate me all night long.

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Let me know if this makes you secrete.

I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything over the long holiday weekend, but I’ve been busy with relatives, entertaining guests, and (as you can see) leftovers.

Remember...This Friday, I'll be posting a YesBut Mensa Quiz, with all questions being based on November Lunch Hour Veg posts. First one to answer all five questions correctly gets a brand new in-the-box Elmo TMX edition.

...or you can just head over to the TMX tracker to see where they're still available.

Year without a Santa Claus - December 11th on NBC

(after the jump...the classics)

Everybody loves T-shirts. You can never have enough t-shirts. For the love of Pete, buy someone a t-shirt.

- The Ryan McGinness not out of stock anymore tee says THEY'RE kinda cool
- The Grateful Dead On the Road Again tee tells them you USED TO BE cool
- The KidRobot Smorkin Labbit tee reminds them SMOKING is always cool

- This is very cool. The Imagini points you to products based on visual stimuli, and it works really well!
- McDonald's has applied for a patent on the sandwich. In other news, BK is trying to patent royalty.
- There's nothing quite like hearing a lounge act say beeotch. Check out Snoop's classic gin & juice.
- Lawrence O'Donnell is pissed about Irag, Kissinger, Pundits... OH, I'll just let him tell you himself.
- And what were you doing when you were fouteen? Writing 200 page symphonies, right? Yup, me too.

I used to watch this show every day on TBS but could never remember the name. For years now, I would explain the premise of the show to my friends and they would look at me like I had made the whole thing up.

Well no more. Feast on the brilliance that is THE SPACE GIANTS!

But wait, there's more!