Today on the veg...the funniest man on the planet

First, you say ok to gay marriage...next thing you know you've got this.

Awwww...wook at the cute widdle kuppies, or pitties, or whatever.

- My favorite part of this Tina Fey thinks Paris sucks article is where she says she has man hands.
- Sorry... I really wasn't paying attention to the speech, but did Einstein just call him Dr. Meth King?
- I haven't posted a game in a while, so here goes...Dwarf tossing at its finest in Dwarf on a Wharf.
- So women in Japan are having orgasms all day, and you wonder why we were short on Playstation 3's.
- And it's a syndrome we call Gamer Face. And if contracted, could lead to countless years of celibacy.

I’ve seen jokes about this under the heading “Bad Idea Toys”, but this is real! The GR8 TaT2 Maker, a “tattoo” making toy for kids.

Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects. Requires two AA batteries (not included).

Via Gothamist...Even though Silo wasn't really gay, (Hello...formalwear before 6pm?) he and Roy were still the subjects of the arctic (or antarctic, right?) tale of homosexual love And Tango Makes Three.

Well...it seems the residents of Shilo, Illinois, who may be a tad more frigid than the happy couple, like their birds following a much straighter path, and have moved the book to the Mature Issues (?) section, otherwise known as the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" stacks. The Shiloh school superintendant, as well as the District Attorney, believe otherwise, claiming the move could be viewed as censorship. The superintendant was quoted as saying...dewey decimal system always sounded a little swishy to us anyway, so what the hell.

My opinion...I couldn't care less. I just wanted to see how many jokes I could cram into one post.

Judith Regan has released a statement explaining she's not exploiting the OJ tragedy for the money (November is sweeps month, right). She's just trying to deal with her own history as a victim of domestic abuse.

It's pretty obvious really. Just like her Jose Canseco book helped her deal with her steroid days, her Rush Limbaugh book helped her cope with overcoming an overweight, drug-addicted hypocrite phase (I assume), and her Amber Frey book helped her deal with her crush on Scott Peterson. No...She's not an incredibly vile publishing whore. She's just got a few issues.

Just for fun, take a look at last year's NY Press list of the 50 most loathsome New Yorkers. She's parked at #48, but I bet she rockets up the chart this year. (Happy Sunday!)

You can find a bunch of them here.

when the brownies were particularly strong.