And so we come to the end of our Sarah Silverman ticket giveway. We actually got a whole lot more entries that I expected, most from CA or NV, so it's nice to know we're appreciated in that part of the world. But, you know, there can be only one. All the names were put into a hat, and the first name pulled out was:

Robert L from Henderson NV

Congrats Robert - you and three friends will be seeing Sarah Silverman in concert at midnight this Saturday at Caesar's Palace, c/o YBNBY and The Las Vegas Comedy Festival. Let us know how it goes.

And not one boobie picture. I'm gutted.

Today on the veg..."You got owned"

This week...artist-designed items for those who can't afford the originals (which is almost all of us)

5) Yoshitomo Nara turns a plain journal into a great gift.
4) Alex Katz makes any beach towel a conversation piece.
3) Lisa Yuskavage makes a limited edition shower curtain.
2) Barnaby Furnas designed a rockin' area rug tapestry
1) Or create your own art with this Marimekko dot kit.

White trash story of the day...FedEx (ex-husband Federline...get it?) is shopping a Britney sex tape, and has been offered a whopping whatever 26 million pounds is. Friends of Mr. Spears have told reporters he plans to hold on to the footage until he finds out if that's enough money to "buy my moms a sweet ride".

UPDATE: Unfortunately for Kevin, the tape has already surfaced on the web. Producers of the surreal life were quoted as saying...ummm, maybe. We'll have to see if anyone cancels.

Especially when I read things like this.

The line between great comedian and obnoxious asshole is really getting blurry for me. Then again, I always thought Andy Kaufman was kind of a jerk. (pretty sure I'm in the uber-minority on that one)

And appearing all this week...

- This just in...kids watching porn on playstations due to Rapture game bumming them out too much.
- If you missed SNL last weekend, check out Alec Baldwin getting the surprise of his comedy career.
- Pam, Yasmine, Donna, Gena and Tracey in the best intro ever. I ca't remember...did they speak?
- Via Neatorama. Why...I mean yhw, yhw, yhw, yhw, yhw, yhw, yhw is there a backwards Google?
- And get ready for a tidal wave of Borat-style clips and outtakes. It's the Simpsons Movie trailer

Via BoingBoing.