Today, on the weekend-edition veg...Deleted Borat Scenes

M&M's don't taste quite as sweet today for about 5,000 job seekers lured by the promise of on-the-spot hiring at the new Times Square M&M's World. Across the street, officals at the Times Square Hershey Store were quoted as saying...BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

And while we're at it, what's with opening a store directly across the street from the Hershey Store. Passive-agressive little candy-covered treats...ain't they. (Well, if they're gonna copy Virgin's website, they may as well copy Hershey's retail strategy.)

- Tomorrow, all four military papers are going to ask for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation...whoa.
- Ever seen a bunny letter opener. Look for these at Staples soon. Really great stocking stuffer.
- The ten coolest Lego creations include a harpsichord, a lie detector, and a pinball machine.
- What's with all the gay Ren & Stimpy clips, lately? And...what's with me posting links to them?
- And as always, I will celebrate the 37th running of the New York City marathon, on the couch.

Saddam Hussein sentenced to hang.

Shiites dance in the streets. Sunnis...well, we'll have to wait and see what they do.

Goofus says it's full steam ahead in Iraq, and it doesn't matter what the American public thinks.
Gallant thinks the public understands better than anyone in the White House.

Today...Dick Cheney on This Week, and Jack Murtha on Face The Nation. (I like this Goofus/Gallant thing. It'll be back.)