Here's a little primer, c/o Postive Curfew. The advertising illustration is clearly from the "Head-On" school.

Today on the veg...HEY YOU GUUUUUYSSS!!! It's the Electric Company.

I received an email from longtime reader, Molly (Hey Molly) complaining about the recent lack of postings about all things bacon-related. Luckily, she provided the solution to our problems - bacon-scented bubbles. Glad to see there are engineers out there that share our bacon fetish.

- We've had cat fights, cat on treadmills, cats being affectionate with dogs...now, cat karate.
- The Borat clip of the day...here he is on Letterman, laughing it up, and sucking up to Paul.
- Take three guesses what Bill Maher was for Halloween. Seriously...guess...then click here.
- They say you can't buy happiness. Once again, THEY are wrong. You can, and it costs $4.99.
- And if John Kerry runs for President in '08, you can expect to see this clip about a billion times.