See some new new government signage from Homeland Security and guesses on what they might be talking about. For example, the picture on the left could be:
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
Makes about as much sense as anything else.
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That unattributed webpage was taken from the first post of a thread on the Internet Infidels Discussion Board. It's been around a LONG time...
The thread's quite long, and worth a look. Some seriously funny contributions.
If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued...that's some funny shit.