See some new new government signage from Homeland Security and guesses on what they might be talking about. For example, the picture on the left could be:

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

....John Mark Karr who tells CNN that he "might return to teaching".

Yeh. good luck with that.

The copy reads "For the little things you'll forget". Beautiful.

Unfortunately, so are the Cardinals.

Today on the veg...Look out below, it's the F-Bomb.

"Each of the conspiracy and false claim charges carry a maximum sentence of five years imprisonment."

The Muang Kulaypan Hotel in Thailand advertises its Honeymoon Deluxe rooms as “ideal for a family or a group of friends.” But to get the idea of “ideal”, you must take a look at the website. (via Arbroath)

It Punkin Chunkin time! The 2006 World Punkin Chunkin Championship will be held November 3-5 in Sussex County, Delaware. Contestants build complex contraptions to shoot or fling pumpkins to amazing distances. There’s also a pumpkin cooking contest, a chili cookoff, and a concert.

Just part of the pumpkin nonsense going on today at Miss Cellania.

Today, the Military Commissions Act was signed into law, No big deal, it basically rewrites the Constitution, but that's cool. So what if any of us could be jailed indefinitely, and not told why. We can't let the terrorists win, you know?

This is pretty important.

Having a Halloween party? You'll need a few things.

5) You can go with standard (and delicious) Halloween cookies from Eleni's.
4) Or go a little more decadent with Halloween Truffles from Williams Sonoma.
3) You need light, right? These little ghost votive candles would do the trick.
2) Or you go all freaky with a bunch of old fingers that happen to be on fire.
1) And for those going all out, the Edwardian Butler, Phantom-looking thing.

- This is fun...put your name in, and see how many you's there are. Check out HowManyOfMe.com
- Get ready for the most amzing collection of melons ever collected, outside of Scara's harddrive.
- You only have 22 days to contribute to the Yahoo time capsule, because people will need to know.
- Take a moment to read an interesting story about Steve Wynn, his elbow, and a famous Picasso.
- And the scariest thing about Hell House is that real versions are popping up across the country.