For those of you not living in New York, I just wanted to confirm that for just about all of us living here in Manhattan, our lives are filled with night after night of glamorous parties where beautiful girls readily get naked and make out with each other before cocktails. I mean, it happens, like, all the time. As you'll see at Last Night's Party. And in their new book.

Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go snort coke off a stripper's tits.

Boing Boing is like a Trekkie convention today, especially in the comments section.

"One of the earliest examples of double entendre in American culture was the late 19th-century vaudeville act, the Barrison Sisters. They danced, raising their skirts slightly and asking the audience: "Would you like to see my pussy?" After an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing live kittens secured over their crotches."

The Fifth Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon is now open, and will be til Saturday. Last I heard, there were over 100 bloggers who submitted (somewhat) covered boobies, and 50 or so who submitted completely exposed frontage, which you can see if you make a $50 or more donation. Mine are there, but I’m not giving any hints for you to find them, just know they are perfect. Go see what your donation may be saving, along with the lives of women who could someday be your mother, wife, sister, daughter, or friend. Or even yourself. Not work-safe, but worth it.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Donations to the Boobiethon benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation and other charities.

Today on the veg...we climb into the twisted world of Dennis Hopper.

It's been two days since Senator Frist sneaked the poker ban bill through Congress after getting it attached to the Ports Defense bill and there's already mass panic on the UK stock exchange.

The world's largest online site, Party Poker, just announced that US players won't be allowed to play if the bill is signed by Bush and that's causing a major freakout on the poker forums.

Ironically, I played online poker for a living for almost a year and a half and just got a real job 2 weeks ago. Ain't life grand?

(thanks to Up For Poker for the image)

Via BoingBoing.

- The Steve Colbert Green Screen Challenge is going strong. Want proof? How about this, this and this.
- Hey Snufflupagus...you fat, imaginary fuck...do I amuse you? Check out Martin Scorsese's Sesame Streets.
- Anyone know what a strikeout is? Did these alot at school. I think it was a school...can't really remember.
- Why does the Lord talk to Stephen Baldwin and not me? Sure, I'm not as cool, but I didn't make Bio-Dome.
- And if you missed last night's Bob Woodward interview, you still don't know who's running the country.