It's a jungle out there, and you're no Dirty Harry. This stuff won't help, but it may distract them while you run.

- Have you seen the Philippe Starck gun lamp collection at Moss? This is probably where he got the idea.
- How ballsy do you have to be to take this bag through airport security? Without hairgel, of course.
- I'm thinking this wouldn't be a good back-to-school gift. Would get through the metal detector, though.
- Now this is a badass fashion statement. A little dangerous and slightly crazy, but pretty damn badass.
- Ok, all this violence is starting to get to me. Time for a nice hot cup of tea in this heart-shaped cup.