Today on the veg...Keanu (whoa)
Young (& twitchy) Keanu on MTV
Really young Keanu in a Corn Flakes commercial
Keanu being deep in Bill & Ted
Keanu in River's Edge (love this flick)
Keanu is Constantine (liked this one, too)
Keanu & Swayze in Point Breakback Mountain
Keanu in cartoon form
If you fart in the Matrix, does it make a sound?
And Keanu at last weekend's Banksy art show (are we on top of this shit, or what?)
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I think she looks really good can I have her now
Amanda Lapore (the 'woman' with Keanu) is an icon.
A blown up, silicone-infested, over-hyped tube-swilling whore of a man-woman who has become the East Coast version of that other piece of plastic from Hollywood who has done nothing for something named Angelyne.
She even has a Wikipedia site! But then again, to stay a bit ahead of the coolness curve, Wiki is the current kitsch site to be noticed in.
Or on. Whatever.
Love from the bunker.
p.s. - I have a blog for many of you to harass ME at now - johnnyschicago.blogspot.com. After years of being a prick here, you all deserve it!