"Well first they made him too orange....Then they forgot to take off his diaper so he had a tan line. They said they couldn't take off his diaper because he might soil their place. Hello you're BabyTan! That's your problem."
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This was great! I thought the last commenter was going to expose the original complainer as a fake but then they threw in the twist about being disappointed that Baby Tan didn't exist because "I was thinking they might be able to tan my cat. He's a Cornish Rex (HAIRLESS, of course) and it's been really hot around here lately." Hilarious stuff!