I have a feeling that within the next week, the phrase "Dirty Sanchez" is going to be turning up in the Google Zeitgeist, all due to Dustin "Screech" Diamond.

A big tragedy in the heartland is the constant abduction of cows by aliens from outer space. The evidence has been well documented.

Farmers are so concerned, they are using unorthodox methods to prevent further abductions, like putting antlers on their cattle. And its happening all over the world!

More fascinating information on cows today at Miss Cellania.

Today on the veg...truly one of a kind, Mitch Hedberg

(In case you're wondering what the hell this is, it's a George Bush Buttplug)

Via BoingBoing this morning, comes news of Clitoraid, a site set up by UFO Cult leader Rael (yeh, the clone guy) to help restore clitorises (clitorii? I'm not sure what the plural is) to those who have suffered genital mutilation. Is that operation even possible? And if so, shouldn't there be a "Transgenderaid" too?

Not to belittle the tragic fact that this stuff is still going on in the world in the name of tradition, but am I the only one who thinks calling the case study section "A Touching Testimony" may have been a mistake?

- Have you heard of the Madden Curse? Well Faulk, Culpepper, Vick, McNabb and recently Shaun Alexander have.
- Tokyo Rose (you know...from MASH), or actually the woman accused of being Tokyo Rose recently passed away.
- Check out a no grey hair version of Jon Stewart killing on Letterman back in '94. Had it then, and still has it now.
- On a list of most annoying asshole news anchors on TV, I think I would've gone with Hannity, but Bill's ok, too.
- And French anchor Melissa Theuriau (whoa) has been voted sexiest in TV news. Care to guess on number two?