Forgive me, children, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since my last confession, In that time I have taken hallucinogenics, I've had impure thoughts about my neighbor Lanna, I've fornicated many times (with both women and animals) and become an apprentice to the current fad of guerilla bukkake. And frankly, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

But now I have seen the error of my ways, I have found the light. And in doing so, have built a shrine to my revelation, high on a green and pleasant hill in Second Life.

Come join with me now, in The First Church of Gideon Television, (Superstar)™.

"Jet Li's Fearless" *** (out of four): Jet Li's (supposedly) final martial arts film is also one of his best, that rare marriage of story and action that works.

After several less-than-stellar attempts to break into the mainstream ("Kiss of the Dragon", “Cradle 2 The Grave”, "Unleashed"), martial arts master Jet Li returns to that which he does best – fighting lots and lots of guys (and often) - in “Jet Li’s Fearless”.

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Back in January 2001, a friend of mine went to Super Bowl XXXV. On that altogether depressing Sunday, the Baltimore Ravens absolutely destroyed my New York Giants, 34-7. This friend got his hands on a "New York Giants, Super Bowl XXXV Champions" hat, which he gave to me. I thought it was funny (and comfortable), but couldn't bring myself to wear it in public.

That's why I would have trouble wearing the Freedom World Tour t-shirt above, which I just saw advertised.