"Investigators found a bevy of evidence connecting Marinello to the killing, including a list of things to do after the crime.

I found dozens of pinup style photos at an estate sale this past weekend and bought the entire lot for 5 bucks. What I love about them is that I don't know a damn thing about this woman and yet here she is smiling up at me across 50 years and showing me a bit more flesh than she would have on the street.

Of course by now she's probably dead or an ancient grandmother but in the photographs her past youth is still fresh, frozen in time. I posted some of the best ones up on my retro design blog, check 'em out if you're into gazing upon 50 year old nubile flesh.

Yes. Lego porn. You can see six narrative series here.

While we are on the subject of little yellow penises there is a surprising amount of Simpsons' porn out there. Do a google search and see for yourself. Unlike chocolate and peanut butter, this is not a combination of "two great things I love" that works for me.

If you get off on weird news stories like the snake who swallowed a sheep, the Mexican bar where heads roll (literally), and the man who lived out his fantasy of having horses lick oats off his skin, you could peruse the tabloids every day, or you could just bookmark Nothing to Do with Arbroath for the strangest stories. He’s also on top of the cutest pet videos.