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Top Five on Tuesday

Posted by Jellio on August 08, 2006.

You're standing on a 115 degree subway platform wondering what would help in this unholy heat...try buying stuff.

5) For the friends that spent all last week watching Discovery Channel's shark week. Surpise them with this.
4) You're relaxing in the pool, and the kids ask you where Fallujah is. Where's a globe when you need one?
3) The bike's got an inch of dust built up from all the use you give it. Might as well turn it into wall art.
2) You sure could've used this fan on the subway platform, or at the game, or in the Queens blackout.
1) And who doesn't like a nice bowl of chocolate puddin'. Especially if it looks like an adorable little Buddha.

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