After 67 years of internet buzz, "Snakes on a Plane" opens Friday at a theater near you. The Seven Deadly Sinners have had fun with snakes on .. everything. See snakes on a train, snakes on a drain, snakes on a rein, snakes on a mane, snakes on a brain, snakes on romaine, snakes on Cobain, snakes on a stain, snakes on gold chains, snakes on a pull chain, snakes on Mustaine, shakes on a plane, and snakes on a Bane.

I am fully aware of how the last paragraph sounds like Green Eggs and Ham.
I do not like snakes on a plane,
I do not like them in the rain,
I do not like them on a train,
I do not like them in a drain,
I do not like snakes; it's so plain,
Snakes just give my head a pain.

You'll find lots more snake nonsense today at Miss Cellania.