Sometime in everyone’s life, you wonder what you’d look like if you were born as the opposite sex. I used the Perception Laboratory’s Face Transformer to “masculinize” my mugshot. They bushed up the eyebrows, angled the jaw, lengthened the nose, added a five o’clock shadow and a big honkin’ ear, and viola! I’m the spitting image of my father when he was about half my age. He, however, had a crew cut. This picture creeped my brother out, since it also resembles him.

The Face Transformer can also change your age or race, and even render your photo in the style of famous artists. What I’d REALLY like to see is what Scaramouch would look like as a woman.

This is the kind of nonsense you’ll find everyday at Miss Cellania.