Recently on Gothamist, I noticed it's time again for every female New Yorker's favorite way to use her Platinum Card. The FDNY calendar is back. A favorite stocking stuffer for every naughty girl in the five boroughs. Then on GMask, I read about a lesser known publication, the men of mortuaries calendar. Because, I'm assuming, chicks dig gravediggers.

Now, as we're always looking for new ways to increase traffic at YesBut, I propose the following. Unless our traffic goes up by 500% by the end of August, we will publish a Men of YesBut pictorial calendar, and let it loose online. Think about that, ladies. Think about a bunch of guys named Evil Rich, Scara, Jellio and Big Fat Creative posing for a calendar. We may even get Aquaman in the suit. No, we don't want to do it. But we will if people don't start clicking.

So tell your friends to come check out YesButNoButYes. You owe it to yourself. Because even if there's a one percent chance of the unimaginable coming due, you must act as if it's a certainty.