I won't insult your intelligence by assuming that you watch Flavor of Love on Vh1. The gyst of it is that Flavor Flav is looking for "love" and so he's invited 20 frightening reality tv freaks to stay at his house and audition to be his woman. At the end of each of episode, those who are invited to stat are give a flav-style clock. The rest are eliminated. The first episode featured an incident that left me speechless. It was clearly unscripted and may just be the end all of reality television. I can't imagine another show topping this. The culprit's nickname is Somethin'. Be forewarned. Apparently she did it twice.