I might be making a dire mistake, posting a recipe link on this testosterone-laden site, but here goes nothin... Meat Cake.
From the website: "I hate that wedding cakes are all girly. There should be like a groom cake to go with the traditional wedding cake. A guy's cake. Like..made out of meat."
A lightbulb went off in my mind. "I could TOTALLY do that," I exclaimed.
Step by step instructions here.
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Holy crap I want a meat cake.
That sounds like something Paris Hilton would say.