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Watch this fateful desk flip bring forth the cathartic breakdown of civilized society as we know it. Don't tell me this fantasy hasn't crossed your minds.

If a big wooden horse shows up at your security gate asking to park for the night, do you let them pass, or do you chase them away. Or...do you let them in ONLY if they let you look inside?

This is one of the funniest clips clips I've ever seen.

- I've never really been that into MySpace, so can someone help me out and explain why a square has 81,000 friends?
- When Steve Carell interviews Steve Carrell, he asks the tough questions, like...you're really good-looking, aren't you?
- Been seeing alot of viewer-generated content for the Colbert green-screen challenge, and this is the best one yet.
- The Star Trek folks are silly, but Next Generation has its moments too, like Picard prancing around like a prom queen.
- And anyone here remember the New Zoo Review? Well, do you remember them like this...and where's Henrietta Hippo?