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Please ignore the retraction at the end of this otherwise stellar item.

How surprised would she be if just out of the blue, you surprise her with a gift? Give it a shot.

5) Here's a practical one. She comes home with work alot, and she's always a little disorganized.
4) Does she have a kitty? Does she like the kitty? Does kitty scratch the hell out of the sofa?
3) With Florero Romeo, she'll see something that reminds her of you every time she sits at her desk.
2) She'll never look at a tennis ball the same way again. Game, set, match, courtesy the Love Ring.
1) And there's no mistaking your motives if you hand her a box of kama sutra position chocolates.

- I'm a MadTV fan, and a HUGE Deadwood fan, but when you but the two together...full-on twazzervision.
- I think I'm pretty open-minded, but I do draw the line at naming an NFL stadium after female genetalia.
- Ok, then. What about a vagina-themed restaurant? Not sure about that one...do they sell happy meals?
- Has anyone actually taken a ride in the Cash Cab? If you don't know it, here's a clip from the show.
- And from the Shatner Roast on Sunday, here's a clip of the Captain roasting back...he's pretty good.

Wanna see this kitten in action? Of course you do.