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- One of my all-time favorite MadTV bits. What would it look like they started running Sopranos reruns on Pax.
- If I told you I had just seen a weightless dog, would you think it might be the funniest thing I'd ever see?
- Every time I watch Sandra Bernhard ask if I can handle her lips in this video, I throw up just a tiny bit.
- Have you heard a judge ruled against the tobacco companies? But there's proof that smoking is good for you.
- And have you heard about ghost riding? It's all the rage with the emergency room crowd. Here's how it works.

What’s all this about Mel Gibson hating juice? I’ll admit, juice is good for you. I drink orange juice or grape juice most days, and I make tomato juice every summer. But hey, if Mel Gibson hates juice, thats HIS business!

You’ll find more miscellanious breaking news today at Miss Cellania.

DJ Whitebread puts Willie Nelson into the G Unit with wonderful results.

Gideon Television (Superstar)™ reporting directly from Second Life.

It's a sorry fact that, when you frequent as many Escort clubs and titty bars as I have to (if only to give those lonely strippers a brief moment of escape), you also see a good amount of seedy slots, worn baize and cheap lottos. While it's true that there are more places to gamble in Second Life than hungry fleas on a dog's carcass, there's still only one place for a true gentlemen to spill his financial seed.

We're talking Vegas, baby.