The newest film by Sixth Sense director M. Night Shyamalan, "Lady In The Water" is about to hit our collective consciousness and the reviews aren't kind.
"Ponderous, self indulgent" - Variety
"Hollywood cannot pollute the ozone with anything more idiotic, contrived, amateurish or sub-mental than Lady in the Water." - Rex Reed
...and my personal favorite:
"Has M. Night Shyamalan lost his damn mind?" - Philadelphia Weekly
I've heard stories for years about what an asshole this guy was and Deus Ex Malcontent has a great read that backs up the rumours. Personally I've wanted to slap the man silly ever since the ending of "Signs."
Alien 1: "Glorious Leader, We've discovered a planet that is 70 percent covered by water."
Alien 2: "You mean that substance that causes us to explode like Gremlins in a tanning booth?"
Alien 1: "Yes sir."
Alien 2: "ATTACK!"
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Yeah, signs was a 2hr wait for the inevitable.
Unbreakable was a cool idea, but the ending was also a letdown.
He should just make a movie called 'Night' where he plays himself giving himself a blowjob...
I'd even watch that... but like all of his movies the ending would be Anticlimactic...for both of us.