According to Wikipedia, The Big Lebowski contains 260 "fucks" in the 117 minute running time, averaging 2.22 fucks-per-minute. I know what you're thinking:
"But I don't have 117 minutes to watch this glorious fuck-fest, Mr. Muggler."
Don't panic, my friend, we got your back: The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version (via Table of Malcontents)
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
I fucks you in the ass, I fucks you in the ass, I fucks you, I fucks you, I fucks you, I fucks.
What the fuck are you talking about? The number of fucks is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you do not... Also, dude, the Big Lebowski is about more than fucks. Out of the top 11, on that Wiki-list, is easily the funniest. Hell, I didn't even need to read the list.
And where the fuck did Nil by Mouth go from that list? Gary fucking Oldman; Dracula and shit.
At first, it's a chuckle. Then irritating.
Then, after about 2 minutes, if you sit back and close your eyes, it's like a chorus of angels.