- What's that? You'd like to see someone get hit by a trash can at a Cardinals game in a thunderstorm? Here you go.
- Not violent enough? How about someone getting woken up with a slingshot to the forehead. (I would KILL this dude)
- Tony Snow is the new fall guy. He apologized yesterday for saying the President thinks stem cell research is murder.
- How about some classic Dave Letterman. Madonna and Sandra Bernhard bring the show to a screeching halt.
- And even Colbert himself couldn't believe he got Congressman Wexler to say he enjoyed cocaine and prostitutes.