Hey, have you heard? Trivial Pursuit is coming out with a new 80's edition. It's called Totally 80's, and they've dusted off everyone from Mrs. Garrett to Tubbs to promote it. I don't know...call me crazy but I think this 80's retro thing may take off. I could even see a whole network based on 70's and 80's nostalgia. Shows with stars like Peter Brady and Hulk Hogan, maybe even drag Ted Nugent out of the survival bunker to form a super group. No...on second thought, what the hell am I thinking, that all sounds awful. (But an 80's inspired line of home furnishings...now there's an idea)

Anyway, I noticed they also hired Kelly LeBrock, who doesn't look half bad after a season of Celebrity Fit Club. Almost makes me want to hate her again because she's beautiful. And that got me thinking...what are some of the other 80's goddesses doing these days? But not the normal ones you'd expect. I'm not curious about any brat packers or 90210'ers. I'm interested in the ladies you don't hear much about (or at least I don't). And I discovered some really interesting stuff along the way.

Tired of watching Cops all by yourself? Sick of seeing all those conservative hotties hooking up at the weekly NRA bake sale. Well dreamboats like that don't just evolve on trees...AHAHAHAHAH. Get your butt to Hannidate! A great new dating service from the people who brought you the truth about the global warming myth. Come on, you don't want to face the rapture all alone, do you? Put your faith in Hannidate and soon the hunks will be beating a path to your door.

Hannidate...because there's only one Anne Coulter, and she's already taken by the big man downstairs.

Wheat has made their beautiful 1999 album Hope and Adams and their 1998 debut Medeiros available for free download. If you've never heard of them or just want a taste, try Don't I Hold You.

They've just finished recording a new album, Everyday I Said a Prayer for Kathy and Made a One Inch Square, and you can sample a new track here.

5) I know, they're the dumbest thing you've ever seen. And yet, I post a link to them. Could be a cool party gift.
4) When you want to tell her she's the best thing since... Once again, I just thought they looked cool, so sue me.
3) They're not even vacuum cleaners anymore. They're like art, or something. Brought to you by Karim Rashid.
2) These are the coolest coffee tables I've seen in a while...like surfboards on stilts. I may need to buy one.
1) And have I mentioned I love Skype. It's literally saved me HUNDREDS of dollars. Now you can take it with you.

- What's that? You'd like to see someone get hit by a trash can at a Cardinals game in a thunderstorm? Here you go.
- Not violent enough? How about someone getting woken up with a slingshot to the forehead. (I would KILL this dude)
- Tony Snow is the new fall guy. He apologized yesterday for saying the President thinks stem cell research is murder.
- How about some classic Dave Letterman. Madonna and Sandra Bernhard bring the show to a screeching halt.
- And even Colbert himself couldn't believe he got Congressman Wexler to say he enjoyed cocaine and prostitutes.

I can cast Magic Missile, Icebolt, and I am fairly skilled at cunnilingus.